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When the teacher asks a question to the class but no one answers and they try to make eye contact with you

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  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

obrien-poseys:

i will never give road head we could die in a car accident and they not about to find me with a dick in my mouth

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REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU AND BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOU

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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